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Pandak

 
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BITOY: Bakit ang pandak mo?
DAGUL: Kasi bata pa lang ako, ulila nako.

BITOY: Anong koneksyon nun?
DAGUL: Hello? Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!

Sorry Sorry



pinoy joke ng isang pinoy at foreigner:

Pedro bumps a foreigner


Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner:  Sorry too

Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat are you sorry for?

Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think u r SICK!


Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX kaya!

English Emcee


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Birong Pinoy Emcee:

KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!

PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

Museum Art


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Sa isang museum:

Pedro: Ito bang pangit na to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?

Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan!

Russian Patay

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Lalaki: Knock Knock!
Babae: Who's there?

Lalaki: Russian, patay
Babae: Russian patay who?

Lalaki: ♫ Wise men say, only fools Russian patay ♫ can't help falling in love with you.♫


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