tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11884883466684138032012-01-19T09:32:04.562-08:00Filipino Jokes, Tagalog Jokes, Student Jokes, Erap Jokes, at Iba PaViviannoreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-63439860295357606112009-04-08T10:48:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:49:09.064-07:00<p>Jingoy: "Dad, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si Jose Rizal, pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si Manuel Roxas. Anong ibig sabihin non?"</p> <p>Erap: Simple lang. Mukha kang pera.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-6343986029535760611?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-88139314070693273062009-04-08T10:28:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:29:59.013-07:00<p>FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: ‘10, 9, 8,….’.</p> <p>FVR shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.</p> <p>It’s Cory’s turn. She shouts: ‘Earthquake! ‘. The people watching the execution panicked. She was able to escape.</p> <p>Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: ‘10, 9, 8, 7….’. Erap had a mental block. ‘5, 4, 3, 2, 1…’</p> <p>Erap shouted: ‘Fire!’.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-8813931407069327306?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-3973025535534841682009-04-08T10:20:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:28:16.065-07:00<p>Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?</p> <p>Operator: Just a minute sir...</p> <p>Erap: Thank you! (clik). <span style="font-family: courier new;">[Hang up the phone]</span><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-397302553553484168?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-13079666333684495922009-04-08T10:17:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:19:55.823-07:00<p>Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante…</p> <p>Guro: Ano ‘to?!!!</p> <p>Estudyante: Prayer ko po yan ma’am!</p> <p>Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?</p> <p>Estudyante: Naku! sinagot na ang prayers ko maam.<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-1307966633368449592?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-79526246255273094402009-04-08T10:15:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:16:58.412-07:00<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Doctor</span>: Ano trabaho MO hija?</p> <p>Girl: Substitute Po.</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Doctor</span>: Hindi naman kaya prostitute iha?</p> Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-7952624625527309440?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-75529068086039978692009-04-08T10:12:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:15:03.533-07:00<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amo</span>: Bakit ka umiiyak?</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Katulong</span>: Sabi po in dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amo</span>: Butlig lang iiyak ka na?</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Katulong</span>: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa? huhuhu!<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-7552906808603997869?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-69675532823585876602009-04-02T04:48:00.000-07:002009-04-02T04:53:33.981-07:00Minsan may taong namalimos sa isang estudyante. Ito ang kanilang naging usapan...<br /><br />Pauper : "Iho, palimos naman."<br />Student : " Naku! Ibibili niyo lang po ng sigarilyo e."<br />Pauper : " Hindi ako naninigarilyo."<br />Student : " Siguro ibibili niyo po ng alak."<br />Pauper : " Hindi rin ako lasenggo."<br />Student : " Naku, malamang ibibili nyo ng droga!"<br />Pauper : " Talagang wala akong bisyo iho."<br />Student : " Ganun po ba? Sumama po kayo sa bahay."<br />Pauper : " Ha? Bakit?"<br />Student : " Ipapakita ko kay Inay kung anung mangyayari<br /> sa taong walang bisyo!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-6967553282358587660?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-27466543843316050142009-04-02T04:24:00.000-07:002009-04-02T04:26:29.962-07:00Matapos ang dalawang taon na pag-aaral sa Manila ay masayang<br />umuwi ang anak sa kanilang probinsiya.<br /><br />Anak : "Itay, sa wakas natapos na rin ako sa pag-aaral."<br />Tatay: "Magaling anak! Ano bang tinapos mo?"<br />Anak: "AB, Itay."<br />Tatay: " Ano? AB lang inabutan ka nang dalawang taon? Ako, isang taon lang,<br /> tapos ko ang ABC hanggang XYZ!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-2746654384331605014?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1188488346668413803.post-86632547814018543872009-04-02T04:19:00.000-07:002009-04-02T04:23:52.048-07:00Tatay: "Kumusta exams ninyo sa eskwela, mga anak?"<br />Anak na lalaki : "Mabuti po itay. Nakakuha kami ni bunso ng 100%."<br />Tatay : "Wow naman! Magaling mga anak! Nagmana kayo sa talino ko."<br />Bunso: "60% po yung sa akin at 40% yung kay Kuya."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1188488346668413803-8663254781401854387?l=mgabirongpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viviannoreply@blogger.com0